Something We Can All Be Thankful For

 

So me and my family drove up to Boston for Thanksgiving. 6 hours and 55 minutes into our 7 hour trip, as we are cruising (well under the speed limit mind you) down the main street, another car suddenly darts out in front of us leaving me only enough time to grab the door handle to brace myself, turn my head to look at my mom who’s driving, and think “awww f#$k” before we smash into the other car. The airbags instantly deploy. I sit there for a second, looking at them, as I had never seen one before this, then open the door and get out the car. No one in our car was hurt, though the fate of the other driver is at this point unknown, though it appears she was having some problems of her own.

When it first happened, I though nothing of it, I just calm walked around, unloaded the car, taking care to save what was left of the candied yams that had spilled during the crash (yes I still ate them, yes they were still good). 5 hours later I got to thinking, “wow, I could have legit just dies” but the though didn't really have any impact because it didn't actually happen and you know how we humans suck at imaging our deaths, because you cant imagine yourself being in a state where you cant imagine anything (if that makes any sense to you).

But like I said, here is something we can all be thankful for:

Watch in aw

Deadmau5

 

Shit was crazy, story is too much to tell here, but pictures say a thousand words.

 

So how was your sunday night?

Trickin’ and Treatin’

 

Happy Halloween ‘Fokes!

………..wait a minute, isn’t Halloween supposed to be:

Halloween (also spelled Hallowe'en) is an annual holiday celebrated on October 31. It has roots in the Celtic festival of Samhain and the Christian holy day of All Saints, but is today largely a secular celebration.

That your supposed to get a scary costume (Tricking) and then get candy (Treating).

But lately there has been a lot more Trickin' and then some serious Treatin' afterwards. Halloween……errrr Hoellaween has really transformed into an excuse for women to run around naked (not that I would complain) in an extreme attempt to attract men. Its gotten to the point that its really shameful. They really should just make a separate “Dress as close to naked as you can get without getting arrested” Day. I mean I wouldn't want my kids outside with these women, that's not really the kind of childhood that they should be having. I’m all for showing a little skin as those who know me know well, but at least make an attempt at staying in costume. I'm pretty sure I've never seen a butterfly dance like that.

But hey, like TI said, I guess it aint trickin’ if you got it.

Reuben